Movie Quotes

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Like a blindman at an ****, I'm gonna have to feel my way around.

[TheWarzone1]

now this is my kind of topic lol. i'll just do a couple at a time lol

from Donnie Brasco...

Lefty: There's the boss. And, under him, there's the skipper. You know how this works?
Donnie Brasco: Yeah, it's like the army.
Lefty: Bullshit. The army is some guy you don't know sends you out to go whack some other guy you don't know.

Lefty: I got sent for. When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.

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Yoohoo. I'll Make You Famous!

[TheWarzone1]

Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

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Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

[TheWarzone1]

i love donnie brasco lol. makes me wanna watch it.

Victims; aren't we all?

[WhoAmI?]

Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

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Paul: On the day of my judgement, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That is was my job? My job?

John Coffey: You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?

Paul: Yes, John. I think I can.

[TheWarzone1]

from Fled (1996)

[as Rico explains the Chinese death procedure]
Dodge: You're Chinese?
Rico: No, I'm Cuban. But I have a great affinity for all cultures. Part of my Mongol upbringing on the streets of New York.
Dodge: New York... That explains the hostility.

[discussing how to split the money]
Piper: I want half.
Dodge: Half? **** you, this isn't divorce.

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Von Falken: You've come a long way, Sergeant. You Americans must have a taste for lost causes.

Gunn: Well, with all respects, Major, I'm not the guy with a bunch of casualties lying around for the buzzards to pick.

Von Falken: Where is your officer?

Gunn: Well, our Captain is British, sir. You know how the British are. After a little action, they like to wash up before teatime.

[TheWarzone1]

I know you. I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you... But you ain't you. You can't be you... We put you through the window and there ain't no coming back. This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!

[TheWarzone1]

Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking **** from which there is no escape.

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Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the **** in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.

[TheWarzone1]

Lefty: Punch of salt.
Donnie Brasco: Punch?
Lefty: Punch. Punch of salt.
Donnie Brasco: Punch or pinch?
Lefty: Punch, punch. Not pinch. What'd I say? I say pinch?
Donnie Brasco: Nah, you said... you said punch.
Lefty: Sometimes you don't make no fuckin' sense, Donnie.

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Viper: I flew with your old man. VF-51, the Oriskany. You're a lot like he was. Only better... and worse. He was a natural heroic son of a **** that one.

Maverick: So he DID do it right.

Viper: Yeah, he did it right... Is that why you fly the way you do? Trying to prove something? Yeah your old man did it right. What I'm about to tell you is classified. It could end my career. We were in the worst dogfight I ever dreamed of. There were bogeys like fireflies all over the sky. His F-4 was hit, and he was wounded, but he could've made it back. He stayed in it, saved three planes before he bought it.

Maverick: How come I never heard that before?

Viper: Well that's not something the State Department tells dependents when the battle occurred over the wrong line on some map.

Maverick: So you were there?

Viper: I was there. What's on your mind?

Maverick: My options, Sir.

Viper: Simple. First you've acquired enough points to show up tomorrow and graduate with your Top Gun class, or you can quit. There'd be no disgrace. That spin was hell, it would've shook me up.

Maverick: So you think I should quit?

Viper: I didn't say that. The simple fact is you feel responsible for Goose and you have a confidence problem. Now I'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your ass, Lieutenant. A good pilot is compelled to evaluate what's happened, so he can apply what he's learned. Up there, we gotta push it. That's our job. It's your option Lieutenant. All yours.

Maverick: Sorry to bother you on a Sunday, Sir, but thank you very much for your time.

Viper: No Problem. Good luck.

[TheWarzone1]

Had to throw this one in lol.

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Furious]

Gunnery Sgt Hartman: Get up here, fatboy! Quickly! Move it up! Move it up, Pyle! Move it up! You climb obstacles like old people ****. Do you know that, Private Pyle? Get up here! You're too slow! Move it, move it! Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would break my **** heart!

[TheWarzone1]

Donkey: Can I stay with you?
Shrek: What?
Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?
Shrek: Of course.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: NO.
Donkey: Please. I don't wanna go back there. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak... Well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!

Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes. No.
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No.
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[sighs]
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. Cake! Everybody loves cake!
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes.
Donkey: You know what else everyone likes? Parfaits. You meets somebody and say hey lets go get some parfaits, they say hell no i don't like no parfaits. Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No, you stupid, irritant, talking donkey, ogres are like onions, end of story! OK? Bye bye.
Donkey: ...Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.

[BigRog]

Optimus Prime: Ironhide, report to me at once.
Ironhide: Every time I look into a monitor Prime, my circuts sizzle. When are we going to start busting Deceptichops?
Optimus Prime: I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on earth.
Ironhide: But Prime.
Optimus Prime: Listen Ironhide... We don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault.

I love this scene because It is basically just Peter Cullen talking to himself. In the TV show and Movie he voice both characters.

[TheWarzone1]

(Looks in mirror)
Wait, who's that handsome guy?
(Dials phone)
Hello, 911 emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house. Oh, wait, cancel that. It's only me.

[TheWarzone1]

heres a couple from "Cool Hand Luke" (1967)

Dragline: My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.

Boss Paul: That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?
Luke: I don't know, Boss.
Boss Paul: You better get in there and get it out, boy.

Captain, Road Prison 36: What we got here is... failure to communicate.

[TheWarzone1]

After 30 years everyone's a good man. It's the law.